my favorite insect is the fly because its name is actually what it does
So does a bee
ah yes, the allusive bee known for beeing
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looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Shut the fuck up. This is so dumb
(Source: wild-vogue, via missbrookee)
“I’m very desperate”
I’m pretty sure I threw up a thousand times wtf
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hey girl *shuffles cards* haha so um… did it hurt when you *trips* oh shit um… when you fell did it hurt *sweats nervously* because youre the only ten i see haha
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JUST PRESS PLAY, OH MY GOD.
My stomach hurts from laughing.
OH MY FUCKING GOD LOLOLOLOL YES SO PERFECT
(Source: sashasilverfang, via high-functioning-tardis)
Probablythe best 6 seconds ever.i fucking lost it
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me. law school macbook starbucks j crew girl 3000
IS THIS REAL??? OR IS TIS A RECORDING OF MY FUTRUE OMGFGFG IAIUDHJKW.A
(via getyourhandoffmyshoulderpig)
This is very important.
You must see this to understand.
oh
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